for "The Groove Krickets"
Q. So how big is your dick anyways?
TJ.Ya know,its one of those big dicks
Q. Where were you born?
TJ.Norfolk,Virginia,USA
Q. Your mothers from England?
TJ.My mother is English,My Dad was US military, I grew up in
England.
Q. What town?
TJ.Manchester
Q. Ive heard you traveled some.
TJ.Ive been a gypsy, Ive enjoyed the gypsy life.
Q. Whats your sign,ha ha ?
TJ.Libra
Q. What is it you do with The Groove Krickets?
TJ.I like to think I'm the driving force behind them and without
me their lives mean nothing,ha ha.
Q. Whats your influences?
TJ.Every great guitarist that was easy to steal from.Jimmy
Page,Ted Nugent,Jeff Beck,The guy from Foghat.
Q. How did you come to join the GK's?
TJ I met Dave and Johnny one night in a bar,I knew Johnny,we got
drunk and formed a band called "Big Fat Liar" then didnt see each
other for about 6 months,Dave went to LA , Then one day, I guess
Johnny and Dave descided to go for it. So Johnny comes beatin on
my door sayin something about,"I want you in the band",I said
OK.Dave had come back to town, I think we did a gig a week later.
Q. What were you doing at the time?
TJ.I was a printer,I think they wanted me in the band so I could
print handbills...The bastards..
Q. Do you get along with them?
TJ.Yeah, we have alot of fun together and I love em like brothers
Q. So how do you see your future with the band?
TJ.Oh man its my life